The guy next door...

is an idiot.

He thinks the same of me. I'm comforted by our incongruent agreement.

I was thinking of buying a dump truck to park in front of his house. Maybe I would store a year's worth of used cat litter in the bed.

Do you suppose there is an ordinance against that?

But for the variable winds...

I'd like to rant, but I simply haven't the energy to spare.

And life is
                        just
            too
short!